on the shuffle

To be a master of finding ways to escape commonly accepted daily deeds - like paying for lunch, performing full days at work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

on the shuffle

To be a master of avoiding basic daily assumed life tasks - like paying for lunch, working a full days work, etc.

Eddie: Where the fuck is VJ?

Andrew: Don't know, don't care. Just on the shuffle again man.

by Macktown July 30, 2019

Doing The White Trash Shuffle

A redneck woman's husband or baby Daddy goes to jail. Imediately or soon there after she starts frequenting nearby trailers,RVs or campers selling sexual favors for money to feed and house herself and/or spawn

Neck#1-" Did you hear Darlene's husband Richard went to jail for domestic violence and DUI the other day?"
Neck#2-"No way man that's like twice this month!"
Neck#1-" Yeah man I caught her going into Monroe's camper the day after he was arrested.

Neck#2-"Dang that's the fastest I ever seen someone start Doing The White Trash Shuffle !"

by Duckuverymuch December 29, 2019

Reverse knuckle shuffle

Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.

Joe wanted an away game, so he gave himself a reverse knuckle shuffle.

by VanD Cape January 10, 2020

San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

Bob Saget Shuffle

A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.

Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.

by BigDuke6 May 5, 2020

The Squidward Shuffle

doing a 360 then hitting someone with a clarinet.

Person A: Yo did you see what Dave did to John yesterday?
Person B: What?
Person A: He did the Squidward Shuffle to him!

by xXbootyslayer69Xx May 18, 2020