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Shit Ton

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)
by weebstah January 18, 2009
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shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.
yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut
by colinoscopy May 23, 2010
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Shitting chips

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".
by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008
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shittin' frisbee's

to be extremly angry and let everyone know about it
shittin' frisbee's When Senga found out Roy was cheating on her again she started "shittin' frisbee's"
by clattymatty October 9, 2008
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shit-ton

"Dang bro that teach gave us a SHIT-TON of homework today."

"Oh you mean she gave us a lot."
by egorebutton September 27, 2011
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quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit
OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns
by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011
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