Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Shank-uary

A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.

Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto

by Mirandaknight April 9, 2008

butter shanks

Your butt and thighs.

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018

Gay shanks

When two gay people come out to each other they experience the emotion gay shanks

“Bob I’m gay” “ really I am too!” They’re experiencing gay shanks

by Gay shanks October 24, 2020

Towel-Shank

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.

Don't make me towel-shank you

by Tavi/PinkPowderCandy April 1, 2024

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025