steak-choke

1. A person who often becomes so angry and enraged that they will likely soon choke on a steak;
2. A person who jerks off too much

"Did you see that guy in the restaurant lobby berating the hostess?"
"Yeah, I saw that steak-choke."

"Have you seen our roommate?"

"Not in a while, that steak-choke has been beating off in his room for hours."

by Solo Angus January 29, 2015

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Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.

1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak

by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008

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Ponderosa Steak

When a girl takes off her fishnet stockings and it leaves marks across her pussy that look like the grill marks from a steak from Ponderosa. Even more appropriate when she has beef curtains.

She wasn't wearing underwear beneath her fishnets, so when I pulled them off her big brown pussy had markings from the stockings on it and it looked like a Ponderosa Steak.

by djp1337 November 29, 2023

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steak saucing

When a privileged white American boy ejaculates for the first time and makes a cat noise.

Dude that guy totally steak sauced last night at the party.

Steak saucing is a one time only event.

by Ppdaddy6969 March 9, 2017

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Steak & blowjob day

14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you

Yo dude you busy this Saturday?

Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too

by Notwhoyouthink11 January 18, 2019

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