vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

pucker stamp

When a naked person or animal sits down on something and presses their butthole on that surface.

Did the dog really just pucker stamp my bed pillow???

by IdahoLee February 28, 2023

Stamps

A abbreviation for Stampy, the best youtuber to ever live.

P1: I just watched stamps new video
P2: ew you still watch him he’s old
P1:🖕

by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

by jessiecat March 13, 2011

[NIX] Stamp

NIX Stamp: 1.n. Similar to a mushroom stamp the NIX stamp is placed when the Eve-Online corperation Phoenix Industries wants to let the world know that they dicked you out of an object or place of value.

1. "NIX"
2. "We're about to slap off a NIX Stamp"

by Lazerous_Random July 20, 2009

Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.

I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?

by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019