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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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Stamped

Man I have done a bunch of meth and this weed on top of it has me stamped
by Niksik May 14, 2021
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sticky stamp

The process of cumming in your hand and then slapping it on a bitches forehead.
Dude I totally sticky stamped Karen last night.
by Beefbag24 February 8, 2019
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Tamp Stamp

The mark left when a girl on her period sits naked on your bed
“Thanks, I just washed my sheets and you tamp stamped it like four times
by JerseyFats November 9, 2022
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Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021
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Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.
It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp
by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015
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sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.
I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.
mugGet the sand stampmug.

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