Behaviour Spamming

Behaviour spamming is when you switch between too many emotions (this can be accomplished by spamming your "Behaviour" key.) WARNING: You might be falsely accused of behaviour spamming by "Harley's Mother".
Harley's Mum: I'm fully reporting you to the Metropolitan Police for Behaviour Spamming!!
Me: oh nOooOooOoOOooO
by _veryuglyperson_ January 26, 2021
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spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.
It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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spam shooter

A party drink originating from central Augusta which takes the party to the next level by combining your favorite alcohol with a can of spam. The instructions are to (1) pour your favorite alcohol in a shot glass, (2) take a bite of spam and take a couple of chews of the salty cured meat without swallowing, (3) take the shot and swallow the chewed up spam with the alcohol and (4) high five your friend.
We were at the party and the spam shooters were on point
by DeSkreet May 14, 2021
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Spam-Javelin

When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 06, 2024
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spam satchel

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel
by trisbonky February 28, 2021
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spam satchel

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel
by trisbonky February 21, 2021
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Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.
by The Ether Bunny March 09, 2019
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