Spaghetti balls

When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off

“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”

by Runkle the arse sniffer October 24, 2020

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Under the Spaghetti

A common phrase to describe someone who is suffering from a seizure or similar epileptic fit.

Person 1: Is Barbara okay?
Person 2: Don't mind her, she's just under the spaghetti.

by Haynick August 7, 2018

molten-spaghetti

A term for when someones crotch has been burned

"Man, that guy put his dick in a fire place!"

"That's a sure way to get molten-spaghetti"

by Dm20Rouge January 21, 2024

Spaghetti High

When you are high off spaghetti, 7-10 plates

Person 1:"I haven't had any drugs, but I am high."
Person 2:"You are spaghetti high, you had 7 damn plates, man."

by XxDarkmoonBlazexX April 24, 2019

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.

Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?

by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021