The Shrek

When you have a sinus infection and you sneeze into your hand and use the mucus to masturbate

Dirk loves to do the shrek

by G-Dub91 January 11, 2022

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

SHREK is the most SMExyist person on the planet earth. he tells us that an onion has layers plus donkey dick has layers. if you hate this GOD of a beast than yeah

ALLL MIGHTEY SHREK WE LOVE YOU

by reee765 May 21, 2021

Shrek

The sexiest man to ever walk the swamp and no one can tell me otherwise

Shrek is so groovy

by Gossipgorl October 16, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is another word for love

I shrek you

by I play tennis with your balls November 18, 2020

Shrek

Hot ass sexy. Green. Makes straight boys horny at times. Is an ogre.

Shrek is the best movie

by Shrek2fuckinsexy March 4, 2020

shrek

sour green grape that is hot AF!!!

shrek is hot

by moxiOwO November 25, 2020