the shaft

Everything bad in life.

Often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life.

Jerry always gets the shaft.

by steelman August 18, 2003

Shifty and the boys

James Anderson and the boys, also known as Connor, Michael, Ethan, Kai, Richie, and George. This SEC gang will jump you and make ya bleed.

OHHHHH shit here comes Shifty and the boys, hide yo weed and run.

by 6 and a half June 18, 2018

stick shifting

v. Receiving or giving a handjob in a car. Not as good as road head but usually much safer.

Guy 1: "So how was that ride back to Becky's house."
Guy 2: "Dude, mid-drive she started stick shifting me!"
Guy 1: "That isn't shit. Come talk to me when you get road head, pussy."

by Spacebullman September 7, 2010

Red Shafting

The act of over Rusty Shafting (a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process.)

Ewan - "Pounded your Mum so hard last night that she ended up making my pole red!"

Jack (Friend) - "You were Red Shafting my mum?"

Ewan - "Hell Yea!"

Jack - "Cheers, she needed that!"

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

Shaft of Damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex December 14, 2008

shifty gerbil

when a man gently puts his teste into a females anus and the woman sucks it in and out creating a "shifty" noise and arouses the female to the point that she begins to make noises similar to that of a gerbil

dude that chick was bucknasty, she let me do the tony danza, arabian goggles, AND the shifty gerbil.

by lee brackett January 22, 2009

Shaft

1) An insult given to a person who acts like a pure bellend and you want to be subtle about it.

2) the stem of a penis

Patty: look at my new trackies, there well shiny my mummy bought them from JD

Cammy lad: your a fucking Shaft!!

by Cammy_lad June 11, 2009