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Retard Rage

When a downs syndrome person gets mad.

Scientifically proven to be three times as powerful as the rage emitted by a person of regular intellect.

Retard Rage has been known to be particularly deadly when combined with Retard Strength.
Newspaper headline:

SHOP OWNER MURDERED IN RETARD RAGE ATTACK

A 39 year old New England shop owner was killed yesterday when the downs syndrome man he was serving became enraged over the price of eggs. SWAT officers were called when the arresting officers realised standard steel handcuffs were not enough to restrain the retard rage.
by Don Strongo May 29, 2010
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retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.
dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?
by xbopuxr May 20, 2010
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Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.
"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"
by Cyberumor January 14, 2014
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Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.
"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."
by Iscariom June 6, 2014
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retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards
Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!
by tardefinition April 10, 2015
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Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.
M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.
by BaconMastert September 19, 2016
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