pre-scold

when a mother, grandmother, older sibling, or bitchy girlfriend gets on your case before you've actually done something wrong.

"Why do you always have to move around? It's so annoying!"
"I'm not moving, jerk."
"Well, you will soon. I'm just saving time and pre-scolding."
"...."

by Namesarehardtopick October 11, 2008

Pre-Three

The ritualistic three times you have to smoke marijuana before getting high.

Guy 1: Hey, man, is Rachel smoking with us tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah, but she's going home early. She's just trying to get in one of her pre-three

by Jumping James July 19, 2009

pre-revolutionize

the act of releasing gas, prior to revolutionize

"Sorry I'm pre-revolutionizing. I need to find a bathroom!"

"Oh man, it stinks in here. Did someone pre-revolutionize?"

by Roma Bedo August 27, 2009

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

pre rippage

the act of artificially ripping rippers, performed by slicing a hot dog before it is cooked.

Paul:Derick, your rippers arent near as good as mine.

Derick: Why?

Paul: Look at them, you obviously have some pre rippage goin on there.

by cyko420 January 20, 2010

Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

pre-droke

Performing a quick task prior to a droke, usually going to the bathroom or getting a drink.

"Droke?"
"Sure one second, I have to pre-droke."

by Y4NK33 May 4, 2010