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flag post

flag pohst

verb
1. Any phallic object mounted or attached to an individual is known as the "post". An orifice in the pelvic region is inserted by the "post" the owner of the orifice is known as the "flag".
2. to flag post someone.
3. to raise an individual up in the air by their orifice via phallic object.
4. to rap the post with a flag with intent to raise it.
5. to raise someone up in the air with sheer phallic force and power.
6. to impale someone with your penis and lift them into the air.
Person 2: Would you be up for a lunch with our friend, its his birthday?
Person 1: If I can flag post him
Person 2: What?
Person 2: Oh, I read through the typo
Person 1: No typo
Person 1: Flag post
Person 2: What does that even mean dude?
Person 1: There's a post, needs a flag
Person 2: Why tho?
by Prince Harrier Jet September 28, 2017
mugGet the flag postmug.

post-suds

The leftover shampoo one does not rinse out while showering.
Johnny, your post-suds are leaving a jerry-curl soul-glow stain on my brand new couch.
by Jesus Rox! June 28, 2014
mugGet the post-sudsmug.

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)
me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok
by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021
mugGet the post the Lmug.

Post Past

Post - Past

Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
by Entertainment Informer March 7, 2012
mugGet the Post Pastmug.

post brothel

A thread of a forum, specifically designed for post whoring.

EG: What are you wearing today, What are you eating today, What are you listening to today, The post below you, the poster above you, etc.
Dude have you seen the TPBM thread on MacHeist? That shit is a post brothel.
by lolmacs February 12, 2009
mugGet the post brothelmug.

Dinking the post

When you try to move to anal sex and bump into a turd, forcing you to back out and losing the game.
I ended up dinking the post and ruining the evening.
by Not myself after beer January 13, 2019
mugGet the Dinking the postmug.

Post up

“Your always talking about me just post up”
by Sutton Larson January 2, 2019
mugGet the Post upmug.

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