Gay Porn

Porno that involves homosexual men. This is for the entertainment of other mostly homosexual males.

Zaviar is always involved in gay porn

by Davelsmith July 25, 2020

child porn

I am disgusted

10.0.72.145
the FBI is on their way stay calm and dont move
your being arrested for possession and illegal watching of child porn

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

desperation porn

Video that features someone (usually female) who badly needs to urinate. Often she's fully clothed. Desperation video lovers find it extremely erotic. It's a fetish. Most of a desperation video is taken up with the subject crossing her legs tightly, holding her crotch, jiggling around outside a bathroom door and huffing & puffing and saying things like, "I gotta pee so bad!" The video's high point comes when she can no longer hold it and wets her pants.

Louis got really pissed off when we laughed at him after discovering he watches desperation porn.

by Facebook Zombie May 11, 2014

Midget Porn

1. Porn featuring midgets

2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.

I might finish this essy on time, if I cut back on the midget porn for a few days.

by PiemasterUK June 12, 2011

porn groove

The awesome music in a porno. Tacky and delightful. Sounds like untz or bow chicka WOW wow.

dude, this porn groove is classic.

by lizzi May 20, 2005

Porn Allowance

The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.

Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.

by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009

Porn Fairy

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

by Johnnybender October 25, 2007