one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

Poke

In Southeast Asia, most gamers in Malaysia and Indonesia are using the word to insult other players.
this word can be associated with Pokémon.

Kim: yo Indra can I invite my friend, he wants to join us
Indra: OK!

Kim's Friend joined the lobby.

Indra: Apaan ini teman mu poke anjing! main aja lansung mati.

by Adeemn December 29, 2020

Poking

Usually refers to when someone sketchy goes around the residence of someone else looking for mail, credit card information or any other forms of fraud in attempt to gain funds.

My baby daddy went poking and found some credit cards and I went on a shopping spree at SHEIN.

by Falconista777 June 12, 2024

Poke

When you've been drinking beer with your friends and you go outside to Pee and Smoke.

"It's about time for a poke break"

"I'm going to poke, I'll be right back."

by Tbro91 June 26, 2016

Poke

A sharp and quick stab with your finger. Usually used as self-defense but IMO not the most effective.

“My big brother poked me when I took his phone. I had to apologize to him.”

by Hickory Bush September 3, 2020