P.I.T.R.

stands for: Poop In The Rectum
when you have to poop and it is close to coming out.

Sheeshh I have P.I.T.R. really bad today, I need a bathroom fast!

by got2pewp October 19, 2010

P.I.

The enormous fluffy gathering of hair above a man's lip in the 80s and unfortunately after the 2000 switch that resembles the actor Tom Selleck in his hit TV show Magnum P.I.

Dude did you check out that guys P.I.? That was massive!
Oh my god look at that man eat it's like he is storing food in his P.I. for consumption later!

by Amy Resetarits January 12, 2007

P.I.M.P.S.

Usually referring to a member of the Brothers Coalition Organization who has successfully completed the BC/SC challange. The phrase P.I.M.P.S is found on the colar of the members jacket.

BC member: How's your day been? (It's a trick question)

Unknown BC members: (Correct answer)

BC member: Aww!! What's good P.I.M.P.S.? (Close with secrect hand shake)

by Tear Drop August 27, 2008

S.P.I.C.

2nd album of swf teez...spanish person in control

none at allllll

by btownwack November 27, 2003

P.i.m.p

a person who has bitches and hoes.
a person like tanner.

"I just got pimped by my ho."

by dreamerpunk101 October 15, 2003

Magnum P.I.

Participating in the Tom Selleck while either the shittee or shitter wears a Hawaiian shirt.

I took Kim on vacation to Hawaii. After 5 pina coladas she passed out and I gave her the Magnum P.I.

by GlobalChillage June 3, 2009

P.I.L.F.

President I'd Like To Fuck. Should Hillary win, it will be the first time in our nations history that (straight) men will be able to use this phrase PILF in regard to our commander in chief. This is revolutionary.

Hillary's looking good today in her business casual skirt. She sure is a P.I.L.F.

by Corey Feldman January 5, 2008