Plastic trout

Someone who looks like another fish in the sea when they're actually garbage.

I thought he was The One, but he was actually a plastic trout.

by Areadien April 18, 2025

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.

As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Plastic

Another word for condom

Dude i need a plastic

a what
a condom
nigga they made out of latex

by Blvnco May 13, 2025

plastic grave

a plastic container in which controlled substance is packaged

Donnas plastic grave is orange, she picks up her zan bars from the pharmacy.

by saavy chimp August 13, 2025

Plasticlessness

How good an item is at reducing plastics or being a plastic-free/less plastic, high quality alternative.

This rice, that isn't microwaved directly in a plastic bag or container, has great plasticlessness.

by abudkof October 5, 2025

Plastic bag

A term used for someone who shares the same qualities of a plastic bag: flimsy, used, gets thrown away after being used, fake, empty until temporarily filled.

Him: My ex reminds me of a plastic bag, the way she’d float from guy to guy and somehow always make her way back to the trash

by Apachemars October 5, 2025