penis

the greatest thing to ever exsist you can do so much with one and it feels so good! everyone should have one or at least own a gy with a big one!

wow look at that penis he must be half black or italian!

by me jeni July 10, 2006

Penis

"hotdog"

My how this penis tastes good with katsup.

by Dustin November 5, 2002

Penis

a female body part used to pee and bang

would to like to suck my penis?

by fuckyouwhores October 25, 2004

penis

a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhichs

Ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

by George Feeny April 25, 2008

Penis

Large bit of skin that pisses and cums.

My Penis is hard

by Darcyishere February 25, 2019

Penis

Stop looking up penis on the urban dictionary you pervs

Ughhhhhg said the penis

by Gaytrain77 September 19, 2019

penis

a long and hard stick that goes up a moist vagina( or but hole) oral sex, butt sex, hot sex, best moment of anyones life. Haveeeeee fuuuuun fucking.... don't be a virgin for life. god don't don't love ya. he can't fuck ya. peace out other fucker dicks and penises hope you get a boner ftom this. btw I'm a hot girl with a large assss and great big canto lopes for boobs. don't u wanna fuuuuck me hard against the wall???

Man that penis is long and hard. Fuuuuuck meeeee harder. bitch

by masterbationfuckinghard4eve November 9, 2017