A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug. by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016
Get the Peter Parkermug. 
A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parkermug. by animan_lover4322 April 11, 2023
Get the Parker Langmug. An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.
by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009
Get the Parker Collinsmug. the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.
by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020
Get the Parkermug.