lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.

"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

Gefimcious Positioning

strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.

root words Gefea Inimi

The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals

Allowing them to win the civil war later.

by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023

freefaller position

the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.

"the freefaller position is good for back pain."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Positive vision of the future

Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.

Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.

A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.

by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020

pole positioning

When two penises are in one vagina

Kenny and Kyle were pole positioning Wendy.

by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017

Collateral position

When a 3 man and 1 woman are in a room, one man puts his dick into the mans ass, and that man puts his dick in his other man's ass, then he puts his dick into the women's pussy

The collateral position is on of the most fun positions a group can have.

by why yu luk April 8, 2021