Post Malone'd

A word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, "slumped out" type of male.

Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.

by morbidCuriosity February 18, 2018

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Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.

#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...

by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022

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bitch posting

a lot like shit posting but when a girl does it and its only relatable to girls.

friend: oh have you seen this account that girl from our school is running?
me: ah yeah, its pretty much just bitch posting

by thatonebitch28 May 25, 2020

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when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.

me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014

by kyle pro March 12, 2012

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post-mainstream

adjective - to describe someone who does not like to be mainstream (hipster'ish concept)but likes mainstream treatment, but will only receive the gift/treatment after the actual day, receiving flowers/chocolates not on valentines day (FEB 14) but on (FEB 15) or not receiving Christmas (DEC 25) gifts but will gladly receive gifts on (DEC 26). Exact time will be 0:01AM is the best time to give, in order the person doesn't seem mainstream

You buying this for Tash? Yea she's post-mainstream, you can relax and wait until the actual day finishes.

by prajauyuhua February 19, 2015

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