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Brooke Parent

Brooke Parent’s beauty and intelligence are striking, but it’s her deep care for others that truly stands out. She’s always there for her friends and family, offering support and kindness whenever it’s needed. Whether she’s lending an ear during tough times or cheering on her loved ones during their successes, her genuine concern shines through. Brooke’s acts of kindness, both big and small, show a heart full of empathy and a dedication to those she cares about. Her presence is a comforting reminder of how much she values and uplifts everyone around her.
Everybody wants to be Brooke Parent
by brookes secret admirer August 1, 2024
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Parent

A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.
by slide street January 26, 2016
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fuck with your parents day

do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
by arakana January 12, 2021
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barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 24, 2019
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extreme parenting

The act of raising 3 or more over-scheduled kids, especially in a busy urban or suburban area, and you go from man-to-man coverage to playing zone and the play clock is always running.
My wife and I just had our fourth kid and now we have to practice extreme parenting.
by ExtremeParent July 11, 2017
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