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Toilet Time

The extremely important time of the normal man's day when he sits his rear end on a clean toilet to participate in a number 2. During toilet time the man may use his IPod, read a book, or make random noises while thinking about important matters such as bills, work, school, girls, and/or video games.
"After such a long day I couldn't wait for Toilet Time so that I could get it all sorted out."
by Pvt Duct Tape November 18, 2009
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Toilet Humper

A very dirty person or a slut.
Dude she is a toilet humper, she smells like a fish hatchery.
by MusicmanKB October 11, 2006
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The Toilet Bowl

The illustrious honor given to a NCAA football team that misses bowl season.
Congratulations 5-7 UT, you just earned a bid to the Toilet Bowl!
by Gorilla Adam December 4, 2010
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Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
by jobflobadobYob November 10, 2010
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toilet stuffer

Toilet stuffer, a somewhat derogatory term used to describe any spieces of small, annoying, loud, obnoxious dog, that when is in the process of being eliminated via the flush appliance, gets stuck. Colour of fur is not important, but compression resistance of curly hair would consequently qualify smaller dogs to this classification.
That barking, loud, little shitzu is about to become a toilet stuffer!
by Darryl Mabee December 27, 2005
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Prison toilet

The act of shanking someone, shitting in the shank hole, and then fucking said shitty hole
Last night when I was sleeping Ty gave me a prison toilet
by Davety October 28, 2015
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Toilet roll

Skitz see his man "Ay yo wagwan my toilet roll
by Steve_jobs1654iu6538 August 25, 2017
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