Bitch Nut

The left testicle or "Left Nut". Often used is insults and to express dislike, because the left nut is the least desirable nut.

You ain't nothing but a bitch nut.

by Code"Froggystyle"Red January 27, 2009

Whip a nut

U-turn

We need to whip a nut, I've gone the wrong way.

by pmk182 July 17, 2016

Total Nuts

1. When something is just so awesome or unbelievable that it cannot be expressed with just one word.

2. To express sympathy/empathy when something bad happens while using a somewhat caring/half mocking tone.

"Last night I looked out my window and saw a dog mounting a cat"
"Dude, that's just total nuts!"

"The doctor said it can't be cured without medicine and another rectal exam"
"Man, that's just total nuts ... dang."

by Sweet Action April 4, 2009

floppy nuts

A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.

Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

by doc brown April 21, 2011

swamp nutted

Dipping one's balls into someones belly button which is filled with fresh warm cum. After the dip the dripping balls are slapped onto the other persons forehead.

Sally: Ryan swamp nutted me last night my belly button is still stuck shut and my head hurts.

by Pcook1e December 25, 2016

left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

by mjh657 May 10, 2019