hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.

If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.

by Mudwoman April 24, 2023

Bored

What you probably are right now because you're searching this up rn. So, think about how you feel right now while you're bored. That's what it means.

Person #1: I have an odd feeling that everybody on Urban Dictionary is bored.
Person #2: I mean, yeah. Does anybody REALLY go on Urban Dictionary?
Person #1: Nah, the person reading this is definitely bored.

by urlocaldummy November 23, 2021

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024

super mother fricken bored

It is a state where you will try to find satisfaction in typing 'super mother fricken bored' into urban dictionary but find no result so there is no satisfaction. But I got a different type of satisfaction by writing my own definition. So what I'm tryna say is that you are now satisfied with your search definition!

Super mother fricken bored 'oh hey let's type that into urban dictionary and see what comes up', 'that sounds like a great idea man.'

by Satisfy.Major May 27, 2019

BORED OF DIRECTORS

When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.

A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.

Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END

Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Nebraska Boring

Something even more tedious than just boring.

Bob isn't just a boring person, he is a Nebraska Boring person.

by IntergalactalEnergy January 22, 2023