Minnipa

Minnipa

Small town in South Australia.

Similar in charactaristics to Royston Vasey. Including a local shop for local people.

Residents appear to have a irrational fear of backpackers stealing their hand towel.

Highlight of the town is the lack of genetic diversity.

"I was worried that couch surfer was going to do a Minnipa on me!"

"Shag his sister?"

"No steal my handtowels!"

by potbellied December 6, 2011

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.

John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!

by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013

Minneapolis Skyline

When a girl bends over and her shirt raises revealing skin, thong, tattoo, etc

Lola dropped her keys and showed me the Minneapolis Skyline

by cup_of_omnipotence September 5, 2013

Minnesota Snowplow

Where one ejaculates on the side of an unsuspecting bystander.

She just looked so sad and aloof walking down the hallway. So just as she turned the corner, I ran up and gave her a Minnesota Snowplow. We both feel so much better now.

by umtonsilbarbiebutchersweetnlow February 19, 2014

minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.

by Master (Beta 1.3) November 12, 2014

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015