myspace

The vagina of the internet. Because the internet is a pathetic whore, it has herpes and is irresistible to losers.

I'm sick of being on the outside--I just want to be in it so badly. Even if it makes me a superficial cheap slob. It's rightfully myspace.

by someone who is here June 11, 2006

MySpace Whore

Someone who approves all the MySpace friend requests just so they can feel important.

Did you see all of Cindy's friends? Man, she is such a MySpace Whore.

by TheMonger May 23, 2006

MySpace

An absolutely free web site where you can express a little piece of who you are. You can add your favorite bands, your friends, and even grade your professors if you went to college. Basically just a connection of people's individual websites onto one common site. You do not have to have your profile available to the public either. It is almost like a scrapbook that changes as often as you like.

I personally have rekindled some old friendships on MySpace with people I haven't seen in years on this site. Good to know where they are and that if I am in that particular town or city that they live in we can just pick up where we left off.

by Scott Q April 16, 2006

MySpace

The ultimate haven for emos and 50-year old perverts/predators. Several celebrities have their own pages, but it's definately not worth signing up for.

Acronymns of "MySpace" include: Crap, Shit, Garbage, Junk, Ego War

by Dr. BaconStein August 16, 2006

Myspace whore

any person who has more than 250 "friends" they dont know on thier friend list. also if u are always posting comments saying " please comment...ill comment u back"

My friend billy bob is such a MYSPACE WHORE

by TheBIGA July 17, 2006

myspace

A clear sign of the complete and udder garbage that is filling our society. Myspace is purely used for sluts who like the dick and post half naked photos of themselves saying "stick your weiner in me" and fat loser guys in highschool post comments cuz their a bunch of faggots who get no pussy. they take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and try to look all hard but actually they look like shit eating fucktards with no brains or sense of social interaction.

Girl 1: i use myspace to screw random guys!
Guy 2 : i use myspace to look gay and have sex with fat chix
Guy 3 : fuck the both of you!!!!!!

by Yoch August 23, 2006

myspace

Along with ytmnd and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and Canada) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the internet in the first place.

Myspace inner monologue:

"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"

"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."

by stan, there is but one April 13, 2006