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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 14, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap
by Thor2021 January 20, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Bath

While your brother or sister is Laying on their stomach, Put a funnel in their ass. Fill the funnel with hot water and proceed to dip your balls in funnel and have the other person shart, than have them fart for the jacuzzi effect.
I could use a Mississippi mud bath right now on this cold wet night
by Jacuzzi January 20, 2022
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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022
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Mississippi swamp

Last night Brenda asked me to prove my nautical worth, so I gave her a Mississippi Swamp Boat.
by Medic130 November 7, 2021
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mississippi reverse card

When you blowin' ya homie and he blows into your mouth then you blow his load in his butthole.
I was hanging out with my bros and before I knew it I was on my knees gettin' a mississippi reverse card.
by nydoei November 20, 2021
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clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink
I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.
by toree05 March 12, 2022
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