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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf

Definition (slang) describing a middle aged or older woman as a slut or whore.
milf is a woman who sleeps with other men (sugar daddy's). Or a woman who dresses in a particular way.
by meman887 August 5, 2023
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Milf

Milf is Managers i'd love to fuck
"Who's" your Milf"?
"My Milf is DarkKnightRises"
by DarkAmilla May 2, 2018
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MILF

person 1: "what's your favourite animal?"
person 2: "milf."
person 1: "doesn't that mean mom i'd like to fuck?"
person 2: "no, it means man, i love frogs."
by luaraka September 24, 2020
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milf

have u seen jess shes a milf
by chodeinmyass69420 November 25, 2021
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Milf

by Ifuckyourmomandyourdad April 10, 2021
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MILF

Jake: “Im a milf!”
Sam:” WTF DUDE?!”
Jake: “MAN I LOVE FROGS!”
by gurlalatagingisbad115 April 9, 2022
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