Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.

by biffered April 4, 2012

meat on the bones

The perfect balance between skinny and fat. Not to be confused with Cornfed. Women with meat on the bones typically consider themselves overweight. As a result they show a significantly higher level of humility that further enhances their overall attractiveness.

That girl is pretty cute, but I like a little more meat on the bones.

by Spike the nail driver August 18, 2017

meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.

Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.

by Luvs2splooge87 October 8, 2017

Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat

I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off

by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018

Meatball Neighborhood

A community or area with a large population of Italians or people of Italian descent.

Tony moved to the meatball neighborhood of New York because he missed nonna's cooking.

by canyousmellwhtthetrumpiscookin February 28, 2019

reverse meat bubble

A reverse meat bubble is when you fart and you can "feel" it travel up your ass crack, like it was an actual bubble of gas.

Scott let a reverse meat bubble fly and the sensation was so strange to him that he went to the bathroom to make sure there was no "accident".

by Bubbleboy April 30, 2008

mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

by Razor Train March 10, 2009