march 9th

March 9th is a national holiday. It's when the impossible is possible it's JOGLD

what'd you do on march 9th
fucked with jo

by sdgsdgcghnh March 13, 2009

March Fools

The act of celebrating April Fools Day on the first of March.

Alice, your hair looks beautiful today. MARCH FOOLS!

by iandrumdude March 15, 2011

March 27

March 27 is national nut tap day where you and your friends walk around school playing the nut tap game. Girls are not allowed because of an unfair advantage.

If you don’t know what the nut tap game is look it up.

*hit friend in the nuts*
Friend: what was that for
You: it’s march 27 national nut tap game day

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

March 9th

you are the type of person who is a pisces ♓️ . you are very sweet , & give out anything for others but you do not tolerate bullshit 💯!

“ ayy ! yo personality is good .. yu must’ve been born on march 9th & yu are a pisces ♓️!! ” .

by idcimsb June 6, 2020

March 3rd

eating dick as sushi day. It's also the day the best and most elite people are born. They are all so handsome gorgeous hot perfect with large cock or small mommy milkers. I can confirm that, i was born in march 3rd

-yo this person is born on march 3rd!!
-yeah bro she's so cool why can't i be like her if she had a cock it would be bigger than mine

by irini iroini October 3, 2021

March 19

National dumbass awareness day. It’s the day to celebrate all those dumbasses in your life. Make sure to wish that dumbass in your math class a happy dumbass awareness day on March 19th!

Dumbass names include: Jude, Jim, Ethan, Natalie, Hayden, and Gemma

“Hey did you hear about Martha? She was born on March 19th! Ha bitch was born on dumbass awareness day!”

by Blue Belle October 17, 2019

march 6

National who asked day

march 6 is the day where no one asked, nor cared

by iCumRag January 8, 2020