White teenage girl- SAVE THE FUCKING GOOSES
Guy- ah understandable
White teenage girl- May 10- SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!
Guy- ah understandable
White teenage girl- May 10- SAVE THE GOOSE DAY and that’s all folks!
by _Danny_the_dandylion_ April 30, 2019
by uknowitsmela April 30, 2010
by Mother Duckling October 30, 2019
National Blowjob Day
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
“Hey man, you gonna be celebrating National Blowjob Day this year? It’s on May 21st”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
“Hell yeah dude, I just need to find some corn”
by NBJD April 18, 2018
by Naughtdays May 31, 2019
random bitch : "when's your birthday?"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"
sad bitch : "24th may"
random bitch : "oh damn"
sad bitch : "yea i know"
by Alex.O is a NONCE December 10, 2020
May 24th is National Beautiful Girl day. If you have a girlfriend, you must screenshot this and send it to her, complimenting her
by Philly the Spilly May 24, 2019