Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."

" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings

by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

Luke Mazure

Big bruh moment. 6’4” jazz legend who yells at the 2019-2020 WPHS band but with love. Great field commander. But still sucks.

Luke Mazure was on the news with the band. How lame.

by WEARETHEP45 October 15, 2019

Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020

luke easton

perfect with the best hair ever

girl 1: did you see that guys hair?
girl 2: mmm hes totally a luke easton

by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014

Luke Duke

The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".

After Dooley gave the waitress a Luke Duke our party was asked to leave the bar.

by Assbarr August 16, 2017

Luke Altman

A sexy beast that stalks hot guys to have sexual intercourse with.

The boy was Luke Altmaning around the hot guys house.

by the anal hole January 5, 2013

luke morgan

An amazing person, that will always leave a mark in your life. He is important, but he doesent think so. A Luke Morgan needs to learn that he is special and great. He’s friends love him but he doesent notice it.

My best friend is Luke Morgan.

by Lulu M. May 29, 2018