Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020
Get the Luke Hemmingsmug. Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.
by Frxnch June 5, 2019
Get the Luke Wheelahanmug. by pizzatbqh July 13, 2014
Get the luke eastonmug. An amazing person, that will always leave a mark in your life. He is important, but he doesent think so. A Luke Morgan needs to learn that he is special and great. He’s friends love him but he doesent notice it.
by Lulu M. May 29, 2018
Get the luke morganmug. The act of inserting your two fore fingers between the cheeks of another person, unbeknownst to them and saying in a warm baritone voice " nice ass".
by Assbarr August 16, 2017
Get the Luke Dukemug. by the anal hole January 5, 2013
Get the Luke Altmanmug. A male who personally prefers the male gender over female, also has major mental disease causing him to say things that an average person would consider homosexual
by T_dono09 March 17, 2019
Get the Luke Lawmug.