lock arf

When you are in a relationship and you don't speak to any of the opposite sex.

So you drop all you side hoes/men

Oh your on lock arf

by Megatronnn🖕🏼 October 9, 2016

Tranny-Lock

1.A Tranny-Lock is when you are racing down I35 at Midnight and get trapped between two cars and cant pass them.
2. When you get trapped between real Tranny ( or you see Ronnies EX girlfriend shes a ho for sho.)

Message left on Ronnies phone:

Megan and Erica: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we got tranny-Locked AHHHHHHHH was your girlfriend out tonite AHHHH tranny.

by ahiopjggguo;o May 28, 2008

Locked and Loaded

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

by Justin Devine November 13, 2007

calvin locke

A bloody badass with an astounding body and no care for his own safety. 90% muscle and the rest of him is balls and dick. He once tripped and cracked the sidewalk he fell on. Chuck Norris looks for him in the closet at night. Trump wakes in the night screaming his name. His baldness is legendary.

Who is your God, mines Calvin Locke. *Eagle noises*

by Marty Gra January 18, 2017

Cocked & Locked

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

by Tyler Call January 6, 2007

Butt-locked

When one sits in a particular spot for a long period of time causing the buttocks to ache.

Man, I am butt-locked from sitting on the ground.

by LaMarDay July 22, 2011