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ralph lauren

Verb: to ralph lauren *something* or *someone*

Definition: to photoshop a model to look thinner than normal humans.

Not to confuse with the fashion guru Ralph Lauren.
Elle Magazine have really succeeded with a ralph lauren. Don't you think? She looks so thin...
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Don't do so much ralph lauren on me. I want to look natural. I already have size 0.
by Rune Smith October 16, 2009
mugGet the ralph laurenmug.

Lauren Francesca

Why Lauren Francesca is clear cause to stop counting votes for woman of the millennium 989 years early.

1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"

2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction

3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her

4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming

5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited

6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands

8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.

9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.

10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
"Who did you like better in that Lauren Francesca short film CHASING THE KISS, Walter Masterson or Michael 'Pyro' Araujo?"

"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
mugGet the Lauren Francescamug.

Lauren

A fucking piece of shit who doesn’t deserve to live, commonly known as the “dumbass with no sense of humor” and the “fat fucking cow”. Body built like a shattered lava lamp.
Oh my god she’s such a cunt. Must be a Lauren
by Cheesyboi69 February 22, 2019
mugGet the Laurenmug.

Lauren

me: lauren, she my bitch
by berril March 6, 2020
mugGet the Laurenmug.

lauren

she kinda ugly no capp 🙃
yo you seen lauren

who dat ugly bih?

yea her
by emily shishkabob September 20, 2020
mugGet the laurenmug.

Lauren

She's a bad wife. Yeah, a total lauren.
by Bobbobby123 January 4, 2020
mugGet the Laurenmug.

Lauren

A hoe ass bitch that acts fake and everyone cause she is thirsty.
by BMC Gang May 29, 2019
mugGet the Laurenmug.

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