keybumpkin

Giving your buddy a key bump of coke while they are taking a dump

My friend needed a pick me up while he needed to poop so I gave him a keybumpkin.

by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023

Keyboard Warrior

A total fuckass who sits in their mom's basement all day with pride and l'manburg flags on the wall replying to people who actually have a brain to kill themselves or leaking their home address because they said or did something that was slightly offensive to them.

These people are often furries/zoophiles, gun grabbers, leftists, bronies, sneako fans, ssniperwolf fans, lgbtqlgtvblm+++++, and shippers.

Steve: Hey look in that basement window, it's a keyboard warrior.

Khaila: She's rapidly typing a 10 paragraph arguement laced with racial insults. Do we do anything about it?

Steve: No, she will be absolutely destroyed by same people with well put together arguements.

by sleepymf November 3, 2023

keybladevolo

controversial twitter user who has very questionable takes with a rowdyruff boy pfp.

person 1: "keybladevolo just tweeted a new take"
person 2: "oh god"

by lowkeysephiroth November 15, 2023

Keyboard Smash

A string of random English characters, usually all in a line. It is never used outside of the internet or references to it, and is most often used to express anger.

I was reading a twitter post, and there was a keyboard smash in it.

by Nick6809 November 16, 2023

keyia

Keyia is a boom scoom and always cheating on her boyfriends but is very pretty

Boy : aye look at my girlfriend keyia
Other boy:omg that’s my girlfriend to.

by Mya babyyy November 20, 2023

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

keyiam

Keyiam is very good with kids and is always up for a good laugh. He is always kind but you do not want to be on his bad side. He is smart, outgoing and is always up to try new things. The people close to him mean a lot and he will always go the extra mile for them without question.
Get you a friend like keyiam!

You got a high test score, your such a keyiam!

by Happychamper100 November 24, 2023