ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.
That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017
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People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.
I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.
by The Thegn of Tottington February 05, 2024
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Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023
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Desk Jockey

A somewhat derogatory term for people with lifeless office jobs, often used by manual workers.
Person 1: I heard Ty is in management now, what does he have that I don't?
Person 2: A desk. He's a desk jockey now.
by CosmicOlivia December 01, 2023
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chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 21, 2022
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sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything
sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey
by Mike-and-Sean124321234 May 29, 2011
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Cock Jockey

Some one who likes to ride cock. Usually gurls but gay faggots can too, such as that weird guy who sits in the cubicle next to you.
Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah i know right, she is such a cock jockey
Person 1: Yeah she is a slut
by Bhudda Bhudda January 05, 2018
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