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jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near
Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy
by BushNut October 5, 2019
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Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.
Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"
by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017
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Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner
"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"
by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022
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jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.
by de-pube June 11, 2023
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Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
by paulandandy June 12, 2010
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jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter
by #batman69 August 15, 2017
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Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.
by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021
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