Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

jizz paste

Get a empty tooth paste bottle and fill it with jizz and the unfortunate person who uses it will have jizz on there tooth brush and on there teeth

I just gave my girlfriend some jizz paste

by That dud July 2, 2017

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.

Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"

by paulandandy June 12, 2010

jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017

Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012

Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.

"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."

by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019