Jayden

The guy that will kill you for taking his chips and the type of kid that has a 1 inch penis

And the type of guy that will kill you in fortnite battle Royale.

“Jayden how did you kill me”
“I sweated a bit yeah I do that sometime”

by Dusty bodee August 4, 2019

Jayden

A skin bag filled with lard. Can cause devastating earthquakes when stomping and deserves to be bullied. Normally intimate with it's mother. If shown McDonalds, the entity can cause catastrophic damage to the nearest 20 acres of land.

"Hey have you seen Jayden?"

"how can you miss him, he's the size of the Hindenburg!"

by Anthropoid_1939 November 23, 2021

Jayden

(Gacha_JaydenTheFox) Shipped with Kayla, completely bootlegged Sashley. Also when she will break up, never infinity.

Hey, Check out Jayden plz!!! She's a great gachatuber!!! OwO

by MiroslavRD September 8, 2019

Jayden Taylor

The fattest and the thickest boy that has ever lived and there is none like him. He is the same height lying down.
He went to KFC and asked for the bucket on top of the shop. Jayden is the reason why McDonalds is still in business'.

Look at Jayden Taylor, the fattest and the thickest boy that ever lived

by The FATTY JAYDEN March 23, 2023

Jayden

Jayden is the best person in the world. He’ll always be there for you when times get rough, but will always keep it real with you no matter if you like it or not.

Omg. is that Jayden. yea he’s with his girlfriend.

by tryphobiaistrio July 10, 2021

Jayden

Jayden is the #1 kind of person you need for a best friend. He will make you laugh cheer you up when your sad, even give you presents out of no were. He knows exactly what's wrong with you even if you don't say anything. Jayden will always be the one who has your back, no matter what comes your way. If you have a Jayden keep him/her and NEVER LET GO

"Jayden said he wants to be friends"

" OMG really I've been wanting to be true.ds with him since 4th grade"

by KK_KENT_91797 November 4, 2019

Jayden

One of the most obnoxious people you will meet. Hella ugly. Not very kind. Really dumb. Never trust a Jayden Seefried or a Jayden Atchison, they will bully you.

" Oh my God is that Jayden?"

" Ya, what a dick"
"So true"

by acss troll October 22, 2019