July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.

Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.

by Jodie Hodgkiss November 13, 2021

July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

July 4th

July fourth is the day where you have to ask your crush if they will sit with you and watch fireworks with you and they have to say yes

You:Hey ____ wanna watch the fireworks with me tonight
Crush:no

You:but it is July 4th
Crush:Oh then ok I will go with you

by Spencer Schraeger June 23, 2022

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

by Wang2.0 May 4, 2023

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

by Submarinas October 17, 2019

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

july 10th

Also know as Geniuses’ National Day; It’s the day with the highest IQ average amongst all others. People born in July 10th are the most intelligent and the brightest.

I just scored an A+ in that test! I’m feeling like a July 10th born.

by maurinacio October 15, 2019