Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper May 20, 2018
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right-ish

Doing the right thing just to impress people but not meaning it.... Or
Pretending to be righteous outside but opposite outside
Sasha: your right-ish behavior may just lead you to losing victor if you don't show him who you really are.
Lucy: he's mine already
by afro_niq February 14, 2014
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M't Right

" I know that I messed up but I promise I can m't right.
by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 07, 2022
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Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.
Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights
by Sean2829 July 10, 2016
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Ambivalent Right

Ambivalent Right (noun):

A political group primarily leaning Republican but holding mixed or moderate views on certain social issues, immigration, and foreign policy.

Characterized by alignment with core conservative values on government size, regulation, and economics, while showing more progressive stances on topics like abortion and same-sex marriage.

Often younger and more ethnically diverse than other GOP groups, the Ambivalent Right expresses dissatisfaction with both major political parties, reflecting a complex blend of conservatism with nuanced social views.
I live in the Deep South, but I voted purple on the ballot sheet. I want small government and support abortion for medical purposes. I’m conservative, but agree with some Democrat ideologies. I suppose this makes me ambivalent right.
by SouthernSocrates August 11, 2023
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Doin' it right

When someone performs an action without any flaws. They are "Doin' it right".
Mike: Can you believe how wet Stacey got after she was with Alex?

Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.
by Douche it out300000 September 06, 2009
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