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homesar

Someone so phreaking wigged-out that even Strong Sad busts on him.
Homesar: "Hey Tubs! I just lost my Jenga-jam!"
Bubs: "Don't you talk to me!"
by Phyrexian Buttraper February 27, 2003
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homesar

Oh, no! You sank my jengaship.
by Shane Helms April 29, 2003
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Homeschooling

Homeschooling is one of two things:

1 -The worst decision a parent can make.
2 -The best decision a parent can make.

The difference: The parent(s) are normal, competent, motivated human beings that understand the responsibility of raising, educating, AND socializing their child before they make the decision to NOT let the government do it for them.
Homeschool mom 1: Do you SEE.. that homeschool mom over there?
Homeschool mom 2: Yeah, what about her?
HSM 1: Well, I heard that she lets her kids play sports.... with public school kids!
HSM 2: NO. Way. She lets them do things with other children their age!?

HSM 1: That's not even the worst of it. I heard.. her thirteen year old already has a job and it's NOT for their church!
HSM 2: What! So she gets paid? A thirteen year old is already making more money than me!?
HSM 1: She also does a theater group, science club, youth group, and dance lessons.... all involving public school kids and...*whispers* non-christians.

HSM 2: *gasp!* But what if she gets possessed by the satanic evil that is anything open to the public!?
HSM 1: That's not EVEN the worst of it... I heard they do this thing that's like Co-op .. but get this... It's three days a week AND they have high school level classes.
HSM 2: SHUT UP. You mean they're allowed to socialize more than once a week AND they're actually getting educated? What is this?

HSM 1: She calls it Homeschooling.
HSM 2: Wait, so what do WE do, then?
by qazplwsxokmedcijn123890 August 24, 2017
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homesar

What? I shanked your jengaship? We're playing connect 4!
by The Cheat May 11, 2003
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Homeschool Winner

From www.homesterrunner.com
Homestar's brother who never became a real character.
by Nathan April 28, 2003
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Homeschool Winner

Homeschool Winner is Homestar's little brother. He is skinnier, and a little taller, because he was into books and computers from his wee ages and didn't get out much. He's all into technology and is a nerd. He owns a Dell. He lives a little ways outside of Free Country, and doesn't visit often. He hosts his own e-mails at www.independenthomestar.com forums. He was also the target of an enlightening interview there, too.
by Homeschool Winner September 14, 2003
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homes

Originally from holmes, ie. porn star John Holmes. Used to acknoledge your friend has a serious package.
by mickey July 30, 2003
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