Holy Chicken

What the literal fuck

“I hate you”
“Holy chicken”

by Uncledrewjr October 24, 2019

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

The Holy Tes’tim’ent

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok

I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you

by Tim Shaw Fandom Dictionary August 6, 2022

The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.

I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69

by The holy grinders June 23, 2022

Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009