The Holy Tes’tim’ent

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok

I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you

by Tim Shaw Fandom Dictionary August 6, 2022

Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Holy Bejosa

Holy bejosa ! meaning to be suprised or shocked , similar to holy christ , jesus christ , this word is sounded with the intention of an irish accent !

Dude - holy bejosa your dad is a trannie who loves cleaveland steamrollin

Dudette - Not cool

by jelliot February 24, 2009

Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!

Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life

by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022

holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009