Holy shito

T4M4RI / ADAMMURR4Y says HOLY SHITO when they are super surprised.

“HOLY SHITO… I’M SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW!!”

by ADAMMURR4Y June 23, 2023

Holy Columbian

When a Columbian woman with a thick fat juicy dump truck of an ass sits on your cracked phone screen and when she gets up your phone screen is magically fixed.

Columbian: *sits on friends cracked phone*
Person with phone: “Dude I wear to god if you crack my phone screen any more I’m gonna kill myself.”
Columbian: *gets up*

*phone screen is fixed*
Person with phone: “Dude did you just pull a Holy Columbian?”

by RockHardAsianJesus June 21, 2021

Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.

That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.

by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

Holy Bejosa

Holy bejosa ! meaning to be suprised or shocked , similar to holy christ , jesus christ , this word is sounded with the intention of an irish accent !

Dude - holy bejosa your dad is a trannie who loves cleaveland steamrollin

Dudette - Not cool

by jelliot February 24, 2009

holy fart

something i say instead of "holy shit"

friend: yoo look at this cat
me: holy fart its so fluffy

by aroacezombie November 29, 2022

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009