Guaterican

A short half Mexican half Irish 9 1/2 fingered illegal alien

Steve Berones is a Guaterican

by Flip Washington December 10, 2019

Guatemalan Highway

The act of inserting toy race cars, or other small objects into ones anal cavity through the aid of a PVC tube or other suitable pipe used to spread the sphincter opening.

Randy wanted to try something new in the bedroom. So I Stopped at the toy store and the Home Depot. I went home and jammed 4 Ft of PVC right up his unsuspecting ass. I was then able to launch a 6 pack of Hot wheels cars into his colon. He took the Guatemalan highway to pleasure town.

by IdrankALLdaPBR October 28, 2019

GuineaDad

How you spend all your money on $54 fleece liners for your spoiled af guinea pig. GuineaDad (Si Hyung Lee, 시형 리) is a Korean dude with these cutie patootie guinea pigs, and a successful guinea pig channel.

"Mom, can I borrow $20?"
"What happened to the $100 I gave you yesterday?"
"I. . . went on Amazon and spent it on GuineaDad stuff. . . "
"F-ck you."

by thewheekingpiggy January 6, 2020

guatemalan rollup

when you skin a guatemalan and roll up the skin and eat it.

Hey man you.. you ever tried this guatemalan rollup?

by GuatamalanRollup January 14, 2020

Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020

Guinea Pig

A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.

"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."

by Sailor May April 16, 2020

Guinea pig

Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!

My guinea pig can do all sorts of tricks.

by AsianPowerr666 May 5, 2020