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3 Minute Guiness

Drinking a Guiness in less than 3 minutes, but more than 2 minutes. It’s fast enough to be efficient and slow enough to be enjoyable.
Hey, we should do a 3 Minute Guiness before the movie. We don’t have a lot of time, but it will be fun.
by Oneofthebois February 25, 2026
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Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
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Mrs. Guinn

A weird OCD teacher that grades on a 4 point system for regular things and 8 points on tests. She doesnt like "mini vacations" as in sharpening your pencil or blowing your nose. If you do this she will give you a detention.
Mrs. Guinn gave me 3 out of 4 on our paper.
by awesomestudent101 January 11, 2010
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