by gonnasingitlikeananthem April 01, 2017
A complete retard who doesnt know what day it is or whats going on. Also says complete nonsense as if it was fact.
Dan: I live by heathrow and jet engines always fall in my garden.
Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.
Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.
Read: What the fuck are you talking about you Fucktard.
Dan: Dont know just thought i'd say something.
by cjp1992 October 15, 2012
Spaceman is a fucktard.
by H1BR1D_TH30RY October 05, 2016
A shitcunt that's from south OZ with an unfortunate surname Tarr. Hence Tarr"d" and more referred to as the FUCK-tarrd.
fuckTaard: I have a 24 foot ski boat with twin 350 chevs!
US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!
Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!
US: FUCKTARD!
US: Sure it's not a submarine fucktaard!
Us: Talking about motorbikes, mate mentions his Yamaha R1.
fuckTaard: Yeah I've got two R1's and between me, my brother and dad we've got over 100 bikes!
Us: Got any photos of them?
fuckTaard: "Silence". Show you next stint at work (meaning has a week off before returning for a month on at work)
Us: Did you manage to get any photos of the bikes on your week off?
fuckTaard: Naaar sold them all!
US: FUCKTARD!
by 2200 4 Life December 03, 2013
People, when at the time of conception, the best part of what could of been them, ran down the crack of their mother's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the matress.
He's been trying to figure that out for an hour, being the fucktard he is, he won't ask for help.
I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
I was asked to fix what he "fixed" yesterday, because he's a fucktard!
by The Klover December 10, 2023
Someone who does SOMETHING/ANYTHING deemed retardedly funny & accepted by the mass society of Heathens & they laugh. BUT when that same someone takes it TOO FAR & noone laughs, but instead says “What in the actual Fuck!?!”
Bruh, did you see that Kanye video of him campaigning!? Lol what he said about Harriet Tubman...fool is black doesn’t even know about the history. That’s not him being Bipolar that’s him being a Fucktard!!
by imreene September 30, 2020